Rudolph Reindeer Ducky

Name: Rudolph Reindeer Ducky
Interests: Jeepneys, karaoke, and watching American Idol.
Where to Find: Chicken Scratch
Brand: Toysmith
Price: $4.25 Cdn 

Just the dot on my beak lights up, not my entire beak.

I know Christmas was a while ago, but I just found this ducky in the basement and I am going to add him to my Christmas ducky box. The bottom of this ducky says that his name is “Dash on Duck” but he is not Dasher. He is clearly Rudolph Reindeer Ducky because there is a red lit on his beak that lights up. He has a holly tattoo to the left of his antler. He is wearing a red scarf and a candy cane necklace.

Rudolph Ducky loves the Philippines. This is why he is riding a Jeepney in the picture.

Reindeer Ducky

Name: Reindeer Ducky
Interests: Pulling Santa’s sleigh all around the world. Celebrating Christmas. Seeing children excited on Christmas morning.
Where to Find: Don’t remember.
Brand: Unknown
Price: $2.00 Cdn

Why is Rudolph so special anyway?

Before you ask, no I am not into reindeer games. No, I am not friends with Rudolph nor will I get you his autograph. By the way, his red beak is fake. He puts makeup on it and uses a battery operated light to make it flash. He is just another reindeer ducky like you or I. I don’t understand what makes him so popular. He is a phoney. Don’t be fooled.

I am an authentic Reindeer Ducky. My antlers and orange beak are real. I have a necklace of bells around my neck. I fly with Santa. No I don’t lead his sled because my beak doesn’t light up like Rudolph’s. However, I love carrots and apples, so please leave me some on your roof. I like ranch dip too.