Thursday, October 3, 2013

Purple Soap Ducky from Avon

Name: Purple Soap Ducky from Avon
Interests: Anything that does not involve water.
Where to Find: Avon
Brand: Avon
Price: Unknown

Don’t get me wet. I don’t want to die.

Purple Soap Ducky has a fear of water. She does not want to get wet, slippery and then disintegrate and die. She wants to remain a display soap for as long as she can. She’ll happily sit near your bathroom but not in your bathroom. If she is in the bathroom, there is a constant fear that she could accidentally slip into the tub or the sink and meet her demise.

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