Monday, April 8, 2013

Lotion Pump and Toe Separator Duckies

Name: Lotion Pump and Toe Separator Duckies
Interests: Lotion Pump: Playing tennis and going to spray parks (but my owner always finds me and takes me back to sit on the bathroom counter-boring). Toe separators: Seeing toe jam.
Where to Find: Don’t remember
Brand: Jenny Jeff for the Lotion Pump, Unknown for the Toe Separators
Price: $6.00 Cdn

Pump it up.

Lotion Pump Ducky looks grumpy and snobby when you look at her beak dead on, but from the side she looks happy. She can hold a lot of lotion but is a hard container to fill up and clean due to the shape of her. She has two little white dots on her beak that could be whiteheads, but I think they are nostrils. She is sitting on a little puddle of blue and blue is her favourite colour. She is an expert tennis player and loves flying and waddling through the spray parks in the summer.

Toe Separator Duckies have been exposed to many nasty pairs of feet. They have seen toes painted ungodly shades of red to pretty greens and blues and even black and boring barely there pink. They are often exposed to toe jam which gets stuck on them and they have smelled the foulest foot odours. They all have odd looks on their faces because they are trying to hold their breath.

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