Monday, July 8, 2013

Goatee Devil Ducky

Name: Goatee Devil Ducky
Interests: Reading and watching Arrested Development.
Where to Find: Don’t know
Brand: Unknown
Price: Unknown

I’ve been to hell and back.

Goatee Devil Ducky burned off his eyebrows once and they grew back insanely archey like a mountain. Thanks to his goatee his nickname has become “goat.” He combs his goatee daily and often finds food stuck in it or knots. He is the only ducky I have ever seen with a goatee.

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