Purple Many Eyeballs and Red Furry Monster Duckies

Name: Purple Many Eyeballs and Red Furry Monster Duckies

Interests: Attending monster themed birthday parties and watching Monsters Inc.
Where to Find: Michaels on 170 Street in Edmonton
Brand: Michaels Stores Inc. Irving Texas
Price: $1.50 Cdn each on sale (regularly $3.00)

Eyeball, fuzzy, eyeball fuzzy

Purple Many Eyeballs Ducky has has 3 teeth that are below his beak, so he actually has two mouths. He has 6 eyeballs, two tentacles on his head and 6 octopus tentacles for arms and legs. He loves turtles and watching the baby turtles hatch in the Spring. 

Red Furry Monster Ducky also has a double chin and loves to eat. His claws are resting on his tummy because he just finished a huge meal of salmon and samosas. He loves curry and any food from Boston Pizza. He also loves listening rock and alternative music.

Red one-eyed Monster Ducky

Name: Red one-eyed Monster Ducky
Interests: Making Play Doh Cookies
Where to Find: Pretty Party Place in WEM
Brand: Oriental Trading Company
Price: $1.59

Roll, roll.

I had never seen any monster rubber duckies until this month. Michaels has a one-eyed Monster Ducky and 3 other monster rubber ducks and the Oriental Trading Company has a set of 4 monster duckies. I only bought the Red one-eyed monster but there is also a blue, green and pink monster rubber ducky in the set.

Red one-eyed monster ducky is a friendly monster and she has yellow stripes and 5 little yellow strands of hair sticking straight up off the top of her head. The one-eyed monster ducky from Michaels is her cousin.

Check out the rubber ducky contest.

Claw-Winged Monster Ducky

Name: Claw-Winged Monster Ducky
Interests: Drinking every type of tea imaginable: green, black, rooibos, chocolate, key lime, red tea, chai etc.
Where to Find: Michaels
Brand: Michaels Stores Inc. Irving Texas
Price: $3.00 Cdn

I make the best crumpets.

One-eyed Monster Ducky is my best friend and he is right, I do make the best crumpets. The second best thing that I can bake is my key lime cake. Key lime cake goes great with key lime or coconut tea. One-eyed Monster Ducky is also great at having tea parties, but I have the fancy silver tea set. I also make the best tiny sandwiches that are served at high tea. I can even cut them into rubber ducky shapes.

I am 20% rubber ducky and 80% monster. My father was a green monster and my mother was a rubber duck. Therefore, instead of having ducky wings, I have arms with claws on the end. I can also use my claw-winged arms to fly.

One-eyed Monster Ducky

Name: One-eyed Monster Ducky 

Interests: Entertaining and having tea parties.
Where to Find: Michaels
Brand: Michaels Stores Inc. Irving Texas
Price: $3.00 Cdn

Ooogley Ooogley.

Before you even ask, yes, I can see perfectly fine out of one eye. It’s really no different than you seeing out both of your eyes. I am a soft fuzzy, loving monster. My favourite word is “Ooogley.” Sometimes when I say it, I scare other rubber ducks. However, I don’t mean to. I am really quite friendly. Claw-Winged Monster Ducky is my best friend and we love to have tea parties together. He likes to serve high tea and he makes the best crumpets.