Sitting Clothes pin Ducky

Name: Sitting Clothes pin Ducky 

Interests: Hanging upside down, spinning on the high bars.
Where to Find: Chicken Scratch
Brand: suckUK
Price: $3.90 Cdn

I bet you can’t get me.

 I’ve been hit.

When Sitting Clothes pin Ducky isn’t being used to secure clothes to a clothesline or for target practice for water guns, he likes to spin and jump from high bar to high bar. He dreams of competing in the Ducklympics one day. The most painful hit he has ever taken was when kids threw rocks at him during a birthday party. He has also endured paintballs hitting him as well as large bouncy balls. Thankfully his hit side never takes a beating. I’d love to have a whole bunch of these on my clothesline but they are too pricey to own more than one. However, they are a really cool idea and it only takes one to make your laundry stand out.

Sitting Can't be Missed Ducky

Name: Sitting Ducky
Interests: I despise paintball and archery, but I do like going for massages.
Where to Find: Discontinued
Brand: Rubba Ducks
Price: $9.99 Cdn 

Ow.

It’s a good thing Sitting Ducky has a high pain tolerance because he’s not a moving target. He is a sitting target. His bum is permanently bruised and I think there is some sort of black target aim thing on his bum. I am not really too sure what this symbol is. He was hatched on January 14th and is usually only used as a target in the summer. Even when he is a moving target he still gets hit. He can’t go anywhere (without snide comments being made) unless he puts on a jacket to cover his stripes.

Poem on his tag

“Thinks he’s in the wrong place
at the wrong time.

But knows that what goes
around comes around.

Gets nervous if he’s
sitting in one place too long,
so he’s always on the go.

Ready, aim, DUCK!”