Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts

Monday, October 29, 2012

Vampire Couple Duckies from Victoria

Name: Vampire Couple Duckies
Interests: Moving from church to church around the world. Collecting driftwood on the beach.
Where to Find: Zydeco Gifts in Victoria, BC
Brand: Rinovelty, Cumberland, Shanghai,China
Price: $1.98 Cdn each

People say we look like Edward and Bella.

Since we get to live forever, we know the meaning of true love. Therefore, we work as marriage counsellors. If things really aren't working out for our clients and they still insist on getting divorced then we put them out of their misery by disposing of them while still satisfying our hunger for blood.

The male vampire ducky has a spiky mop of milk chocolate brown hair cut at different angles. He updates his style quite often to stay trendy and up to date. He is wearing a black collared dress shirt. His two top fangs are showing and his tongue is red from a fresh slurp of blood.

The female vampire ducky is dressed old fashioned in a red blouse with a grey furry collar. Her top fangs are also showing and she has a red tongue. She has orange curly hair that is as orange as her beak.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Mad Scientist and Vampire Duckies

Name: Mad Scientist and Vampire Duckies
Interests: The mad scientist enjoys bringing people back to life. He also studies vampires. The vampires enjoy learning new things.
Where to Find: Vending machines in West Edmonton mall.
Brand: Unknown
Price: $2.00 Cdn

Experiment

It’s a little odd that these three vampires all have horns on their heads. I am confused by this. I have never seen a vampire with horns. The girl vampire has the blue hair, blue polka dots on her wings, pink horns and is wearing the pink sleeveless shirt. The green haired vampire ducky with the green spots on his wings and brown shirt and horns is her brother. Their uncle is the balding mad scientist ducky holding the flashlight. He does all his work in the dark. The cool Danny Zuko looking vampire ducky in the black leather jacket with the brown hair is the blue haired vampire’s boyfriend. 

They are a tight knit family and like to scare kids on Halloween night. Every year, they volunteer at the haunted house in their neighbourhood. They all have a bit of a clearish greenish glow to them and that is because they all glow in the dark too.