Sitting Can't be Missed Ducky

Name: Sitting Ducky
Interests: I despise paintball and archery, but I do like going for massages.
Where to Find: Discontinued
Brand: Rubba Ducks
Price: $9.99 Cdn 

Ow.

It’s a good thing Sitting Ducky has a high pain tolerance because he’s not a moving target. He is a sitting target. His bum is permanently bruised and I think there is some sort of black target aim thing on his bum. I am not really too sure what this symbol is. He was hatched on January 14th and is usually only used as a target in the summer. Even when he is a moving target he still gets hit. He can’t go anywhere (without snide comments being made) unless he puts on a jacket to cover his stripes.

Poem on his tag

“Thinks he’s in the wrong place
at the wrong time.

But knows that what goes
around comes around.

Gets nervous if he’s
sitting in one place too long,
so he’s always on the go.

Ready, aim, DUCK!”