Friday, March 15, 2013

Duck$ino The High Roller Ducky

Name: Duck$ino Ducky
Interests: Gambling in Vegas and watching the Cirque du Soleil shows.
Where to Find: Discontinued
Brand: Rubba Ducks
Price: $4.99 Cdn on sale
Craps is the best.

Duck$ino Ducky is a summer baby. He was born on June 14th. He loves gambling and has made a lot of money gambling but he also has a day job too. He is the Donald Trump of duckies. He has a red dye and a green dye on his bum. They are both showing number 6. He has nice slicked back hair and dollar signs in his eyes. He is wearing a very expensive sparkly green suit that has real gold speck in it-14kt. His favourite Casino games in order are: Craps, Roulette, poker and then $1.00 pull stick machines.

Poem on his tag:

“Mr. Vegas

The high rolling,
double down duck.

A player that bets
everything is a bet.

Know how to win
and when to walk.
Ka-ching!”

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