Dark Sunglasses Ducky from a hot tub store near you

Name: Dark Sunglasses Ducky
Interests: Floating in hot tubs and then jumping into the snow or an Alberta lake and then back into the hot tub.
Where to Find: Hot tub stores
Brand: Great American Duck Races
Price: $ 3.00 Cdn

Sift the sand off me.

Dark Sunglasses Ducky has the super thick dark sunglasses that old people wear so that not an ounce of sunlight can reach their eyes. His beak is permanently blue from jumping into too many snow drifts and too many bodies of cold water. Even his feet and wings are tinged with blue

If you haven’t jumped from a hot tub into a snowdrift and then back again, I completely recommend doing it. It’s quite the numbing experience.

I’ve seen this duck in all different colours and sizes at many hot tub stores. He seems to be the official hot tub ducky mascot.